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The Universe is mean to me!

  • Nov. 21st, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Heartstrings/VM/Logan
Saw this in [info]fedek06 journal. Thought I deserved something nice this year. Hoped Santa might see it that way, too.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I gave [info]lady_eonen a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday [info]liliana_ and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I put gum in [info]shiny4love's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I helped [info]arabian across the street (6 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-81 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
hiddeneloise

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Yeah, fat chance! Now, what does one do with a lump of coal exactly? Could it be made decorative?

Comments

[info]sophisti_girl wrote:
Nov. 21st, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
HA! Gang Life 4Eva!

If your so naughty I'm sure you turn that coal into diamonds!
[info]hiddeneloise wrote:
Nov. 21st, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC)
Diamonds! Of course! Thank you: it takes a friend to see the potential in a pile of black soot! :)
[info]lady_eonen wrote:
Nov. 21st, 2007 05:29 pm (UTC)
What the heck is a dutch oven? It must be an invisible oven because I don't see it anywhere!!!

A lump of coal, by the way, is a diamond. Give or take an elephant trampling or two.
[info]hiddeneloise wrote:
Nov. 21st, 2007 08:45 pm (UTC)
Uhm, Dutch Over, according to Wiki:

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But what I'm now Santa-obligated to provide you with (how did this happen?) is probably this:

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What I don't get, though, is how come for giving you a nice pot I ended up losing 10 points with Santa? Am apparently naughty even when give gifts! Waaaaaa! :)
[info]midnight_27 wrote:
Nov. 21st, 2007 08:23 pm (UTC)
I agree with the people above, a lump of coal is a diamond.

I can't believe it is so close to that time of year!
[info]hiddeneloise wrote:
Nov. 21st, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
I can't believe it is so close to that time of year!

I know, right? Where did the year go? I swear it was July yesterday! :) Heh, at least I'm getting a diamond! :)

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