I can't remember who said this, but it struck a chord: there are so many signs of apocalyps lately, it might actually fool us and not come at all.

Seriously, long-dead movie stars make sex tapes and children write memoirs... I'm scared!

( • A New York businessman has bought a 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex for $1.5 million. )

( • 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has signed a deal to write her memoirs. )
( • Hands off Annie Leibovitz! )


( • On a much funnier note, the next Undisclosed location just might be a beet farm in Pennsylvania! )




• Finally, I need people's opinion:

What do you think of the phrase "Your Time. Your Thoughts. Your TV"? Too pretentious? Too long? Too something? Just right? Help is appreciated! :)